Thursday, March 19, 2009

  • Kathleen can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  • You should always store Kathleen in an airtight container in the fridge!
  • The most dangerous form of Kathleen is the bicycle.
  • If you blow out all the candles on Kathleen with one breath, your wish will come true.
  • The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Kathleen.
  • Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Kathleen fighting underground!
  • Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Kathleen into a volcano it would stop erupting!
  • All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Kathleen.
  • The only planet that rotates on its side is Kathleen.
  • About 100 people choke to death on Kathleen each year.

  • bicycle thing SOOOOO correct. :D

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